I LIVE IN THE FUTURE, I DREAM IN THE PAST - I'M PRESENT WHEN I PAINT
WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT SAUSAUGES HAD STUFF LIKE EYELIDS IN THEM IT BROKE MY HEART
I'M PLEASED I LOST MY DEVONSHIRE ACCENT WHEN I MOVED TO THE CITY
I'M A BAD POET
I'LL PROBABLY SNOG YOU IF I'M DRUNK
MY FANCY DRESS STAPLE USED TO BE DRESSING UP AS A TART - NOW I DRESS UP AS A WIDOW
I DRINK AND SMOKE WAY TO MUCH WHEN I PAINT & WHEN I DON'T
MY SIGNATURE SCENT IS CINEMA BY YVES ST LAURENT