///////////// I LIVE IN THE FUTURE, I DREAM IN THE PAST - I'M PRESENT WHEN I PAINT // WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT SAUSAUGES HAD STUFF LIKE EYELIDS IN THEM IT BROKE MY HEART// I'M GLAD I LOST MY DEVONSHIRE ACCENT WHEN I MOVED TO THE CITY ///// I'M A BAD POET// I'LL PROBABLY SNOG YOU IF I'M DRUNK // MY FANCY DRESS STAPLE USED TO BE DRESSING UP AS A TART - NOW I DRESS UP AS A WIDOW// I DRINK AND SMOKE WAY TOO MUCH WHEN I PAINT & WHEN I DON'T // MY SIGNATURE SCENT IS CINEMA BY YVES ST LAURENT///////////////////////////////